{"id":26859,"date":"2014-02-17T01:01:52","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T06:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"<a href=\"https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Humour.png\"><img class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-26874\" alt=\"Humour\" src=\"https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Humour-150x85.png\" width=\"150\" height=\"85\" \/><\/a>"},"modified":"2015-11-12T03:15:18","modified_gmt":"2015-11-12T08:15:18","slug":"creating-a-password-inner-peace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/creating-a-password-inner-peace\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Creating a Password&#8221; + &#8220;Inner Peace&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"daves-3805131932\" class=\"daves-single-post-before-content\" style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2700504761\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div><p><a href=\"https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Humour.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-26874\" alt=\"Humour\" src=\"https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Humour-150x85.png\" width=\"150\" height=\"85\" srcset=\"https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Humour-150x85.png 150w, https:\/\/davescomputertips.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Humour.png 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a>I am not a huge fan of joke emails, those supposedly humorous anecdotes which are interminably doing the rounds. However, I received a couple just recently which really tickled my fancy, I actually chuckled&#8230; which is a pretty rare event indeed for this cranky old geezer.<\/p>\n<p>Both were sent to me by my little brother&#8230; well, younger, not so little. The first is called &#8220;Creating A Password&#8221;. It&#8217;s something we can all relate to, I think the humor comes from the fact that it is so close to the truth!<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>cabbage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p><div id=\"daves-3229135535\" class=\"daves-single-post-in-content\" style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2700504761\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>boiled cabbage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>1 boiled cabbage<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p><div id=\"daves-835032116\" class=\"daves-single-post-in-content-2\" style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2700504761\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>50frigginboiledcabbages<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>50FRIGGINboiledcabbages<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p><div id=\"daves-324449404\" class=\"daves-single-post-in-content-3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2700504761\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>50FrigginBoiledCabbagesShovedDownYourThroat,IfYouDon&#8217;tGiveMeAccessImmediately<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>NowIAmGettingReallyP*ssedOff50FrigginBoiledCabbagesShovedDownYourThroatIfYouDontGiveMeAccessImmediately<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>\u00a0<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><em>Sorry, that password is already in use!<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/p><div id=\"daves-163869356\" class=\"daves-single-post-in-content-4\" style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2700504761\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p>The second, called &#8220;Inner Peace&#8221;, is\u00a0 a variation on a common theme:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>I&#8217;m passing this on because it worked for me today.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>A doctor on TV said that in order to attain inner peace in our lives we should always finish things that we start. Since we could all use more calm in our lives, I looked around to find things I&#8217;d started but never finished.<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"daves-3191873772\" class=\"daves-single-post-in-content-5\" style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"2700504761\" \ndata-ad-format=\"auto\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, the mainder of Valiuminum scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner p*ss. An telum u luvum!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0Thanks to Ed.<\/p>\n<div id=\"daves-3573738041\" class=\"daves-after-content\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-7205184075006101\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-7205184075006101\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"3225321574\" \ndata-ad-format=\"autorelaxed\" data-full-width-responsive=\"false\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not a huge fan of joke emails, those supposedly humorous anecdotes which are interminably doing the rounds. 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